I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
