What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
