i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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