searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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