so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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