i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?