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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn

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  what?

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

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• (210): View more from Texas

  She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party

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• (650): View more from California

  he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.

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• (909): View more from California

  It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me

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  And a merry methadone to all

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY

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  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?

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  The D is nonnegotable.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?

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