nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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