is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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