i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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