he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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