I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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