the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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