stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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