everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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