is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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