Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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