Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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