she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What a dumb baby whore.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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