It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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