she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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