one might say we're banned from that church
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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