Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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