Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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