were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
