if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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