I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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