shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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