my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
this hospital has no fireball
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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