So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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