I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My vagina just recognized that song.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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