its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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