they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
