So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
operation harelip BJ is a go
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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