I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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