yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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