it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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