I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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