glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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