this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I will pee on everything he values.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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