Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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