Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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