Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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