I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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