I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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