Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
