I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He did a backflip because drugs
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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