What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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