And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She bit a glass in half.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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