Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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