areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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