No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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