he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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