i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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