But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Of course I have a pirate flag
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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