You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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