normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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