how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
