it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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