There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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